#didn't understand Stiles and Malia's break up.

[enixamyram]

Saw "Stiles" trending on twitter, got a bit nosey and upon further inspection, the movie looks really rubbish. However, as a lifelong Stalia shipper even after all these years, I do take a small petty amount of satisfaction that Stydia broke up for almost as dumb a reason as Stalia.

[kowbelll]

Hi,

First of all, I love your work! 😍

Aaaand can I ask for some (over)protective/ jealous Stiles, preferably at a party...maybe he sees someone flirting with y/n...or at school maybe and he gets touchy 🥺❤️

Thank you ❤️❤️❤️

Hey! I apologize for taking so long to answer, but life has been absolutely wild lately. But, thank you very much for the request and the love! I twisted it a little bit, making his paranoia the cause of his jealousy instead of someone else... I hope that's ok and I hope you like it! :)

Fiasco

Saying that Stiles wasn't thrilled to be at some random freshman lacrosse kid's party on a Friday night instead of being snuggled up on the couch with his girlfriend and ignoring a lame movie to make out was an understatement. He didn't even know what the kid's name was and he didn't care. The pipsqueak barely made the team anyway, it was doubtful that he was any better than Stiles (which was kind of an ego boost). But alas, there he was, walking into an unfamiliar house behind his group of friends, tightly clutching his girlfriend's hand in hopes of relieving his grumpy mood.

Unfortunately for him, this method failed as his anchor was swept away to the kitchen with Malia and Kira. He sighed defeatedly as he plopped himself down on the couch next to some imbecile who was wearing a scarf, and no, surprisingly, it wasn't Isaac.

All he wanted to do was go home and lock himself in a room with the love of his life. She always made everything feel better because she always knew what to do to make that happen. It's like she had his brain in the palm of her hand, all to herself to read and understand completely and thoroughly - she knew him better than anyone, including himself. So yes, he wished that she could magically heal his grouchiness and clear his mind of all the shit that was going on in his life, preferably immediately.

However, when his scowling gaze met her figure in the living room again and he saw the look of enjoyment on her face, disbelief struck him. He wondered how in hell she could be having fun right now, with these losers, wannabes, and tryhards, thus dragging his mood to deeper depths of negativity.

He watched every movement she made: step, shift, glance, smile, laugh, sway, sip, turn, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera... But then his focus shifted to the people around his girlfriend. He narrowed his eyes as he observed drifting eyes, brushing hands, and hungry smirks.

His emotions swirled and bubbled inside him until they became a jealous and protective boil - one he could not contain.

Stiles stood up suddenly, charging towards his other half with a look of rage. He harshly grabbed the forearm of one of his adversaries and glowered at the boy as he scolded, "If you put your disgusting, perverted hand on her, I swear to God, I will chop your fucking hand off and shove it up your fucking-"

"Stiles!"

Like a bright ray of sunshine breaking through a wall of charcoal storm clouds, her voice broke through his haze of fury, retrieving his sanity. He looked at her and her disbelief, then blinked a few times and glanced around. That's when he realized he realized whose arm he was gripping: it was Ethan's, who looked like he was about to laugh in Stiles' face. He released Ethan and then saw Scott, Kira, Malia, Danny, Boyd, and Isaac, all staring right back at him.

Stiles' cheeks quickly darkened to a crimson and his whole body heated up, feeling incredibly stupid for losing his mind like that. He silently cursed himself, trying to wrap his head around what just happened.

His girlfriend, being the amazing woman she was, acted quickly when she saw Stiles' return to reality and the shame on his face. She took his hand and hastily led him outside, weaving through all the teenagers to reach the front door.

"What the hell is going on with you?" she asked worriedly, facing him on the driveway.

He stuttered, unable to ignore the lingering feeling of jealousy roaming through him, "I, well, I... I don't know, I just..." He let out a breath and looked down in an attempt to form a coherent sentence, looking up at her again after a short moment. "I don't want to be here. I want to be in my house with you, alone and away from everyone and everything."

"So, you flipped out instead of asking me to go home with you...?" she spoke, confused.

Stiles bit his lip, hesitating, before he continued, "No, I flipped out because I was jealous."

She smiled and raised her eyebrows with amusement. "You were jealous of Ethan? The guy who is dating Danny, another guy? The Ethan who is very gay and very uninterested in girls?"

"No!" he said, glaring at her, "I was jealous of how much fun you were having and how happy you looked..."

His girlfriend's smile softened and turned sympathetic.

"Well, and," he continued, "all the touching, and the looks, and the creepy smirks, and the rubbing, and the staring. I didn't like that either."

"What are you talking about?" She was suddenly filled with confusion again. "There was no touching, or rubbing, or creepiness, or staring."

Stiles' eyebrows furrowed as he replayed the earlier events in his head. He wasn't hallucinating, he knew what he saw. Or did he...?

"Stiles, seriously, what is going on with you? These are our friends. There's nothing to be jealous of," she said, getting his attention again.

"But I thought... Oh my God, I'm a mess." He ran his hands over his face. "I don't know what's wrong with me, but every little thing just pissed me off more and more, and then my grumpy mood turned into a wild rage, and then a whole fiasco. I'm a fiasco."

She softly smiled at him and cupped his face with her hands. "You are not a fiasco. But if you were in a bad mood, why didn't you just say so? We could've just stayed home and watched some lame movie instead."

Stiles' heart just about melted. He looked at her with all the love he had for her before pulling her closer by her hips and pressing his lips to hers.

"I'm sorry for imagining things and getting jealous. I'll definitely let you know about my bad mood before we go to another party," he said quietly, then gave her another peck.

"Thank you," her smile grew as she looked up at him, "but just so you know, I still love your imagination, even if it makes you do some questionable things."

He chuckled awkwardly as he spoke, "Yeah, I should probably go apologize to Ethan too..."

"Yep!"

[buckybarnesss]

The idea of Derek being present in season 5 and being supportive of Stiles intrigues me because of the potential contrast to Stiles & Malia. Malia knew about Donovan but didn't care in the way that Stiles needed her to when he was struggling. Which isn't her fault - she's not human, didn't grow up human, and thus has no understanding of WHY Stiles would be upset.

Malia is definitely one of the characters I think JD mishandled the most.

The potential Scott vs Derek is delicious, because they both went through the Nogitsune ordeal, and because Derek also trusts Stiles implicitly, whereas that trust between Scott and Stiles is frayed.

Derek and the sheriff would 100% destroy any and all evidence against Stiles. It wouldn't even be a question in their minds.

do not get me started on malia tate and how badly she was mishandled. i know she isn't the most popular character but i love her and she deserved so much better than what they gave her.

derek in s5 would've been so intriguing. i was actually making a list of why derek couldn't be in s5 because it'd just break everything.

he'd take one look at theo and called him a great value version of peter and theo would have to no choice but to die of shame

would help and support malia with killing corrine because corrine is trying to kill her.

also it'd be really interesting for derek to have to confront the idea that talia hale forced someone to carry a pregnancy they didn't want in addition to removing peter's memories of it which removed peter's agency in the situation.

he would definitely been able to help liam with his control and be someone liam could actually turn to for advice and help when he felt like scott wasn't listening.

if liam bonded with and grew to trust derek it would've been a great echo of the situation with isaac back in s3. scott could've felt jealous and threatened over it.

he also probably could've been useful with helping kira find control over her fox thereby rendering the skin walker plot useless.

derek would've figured out jordan was a hellhound.

the scott and derek dynamic would've been interesting as fuck because scott was failing as an alpha in the way derek did and scott wasn't very understanding of derek's failures and short comings.

he would've been such a great support system for stiles which would've undermined theo's entire agenda. derek would've never doubted stiles not after everything they'd been through together.

i would've loved to hear his thoughts about the whole le bête situation and how he would've handled that with the argents. like fuck off and die already gerard.

[derangedfujoshi]

Thoughts on s4 of Teen Wolf

Very very good I really liked the whole deadpool situation and intrigue

It was so nice to have more about Lydia and Banshees, they're honestly so interesting because again, it's not every day you see them being used in mainstream media!

Liam is SO cute I need him to 💕suffer💕

Christ Argent you are SUCH a soaking wet kitten bend over babygirl

GREATLY prefer Kira over Allison in the role of the "Not Like Other Girls" girl. I didn't hate Allison ofc but at least I actively find Kira likeable-

The whole Stiles/Malia thing bothers me so much like- it just doesn't make sense to me I have to look away every time they're on screen bleagh I LOVE their friendship tho, it's super sweet but the writers just HAD to make them kiss UGH

The moment between Stiles and his dad at the hospital when he said "Of course I go through all your stuff how am I supposed to take care of you otherwise" and "we're supposed to take care of each other" had me in TEARS I love their relationship SO much they make me weak and emotional ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ It's so good to have a father/son relationship with no toxic masculinity involved and where they hug each other and express their love and care for one another. Beautiful.

I truly Do Not Care for Scott. I simply don't. He's slightly more likeable, like, he's ok but also good GOD do I not care.

Parrish is SO cute I need more of him. Stat.

I keep saying Derek is the real victim in this show and I'm sorry but it's also so fucking funny man can't catch a BREAK. He's such s girlfail it's endearing to me...

I really enjoyed Peter this season, I liked the twist of Meredith starting the deadpool after listening to him going slowly insane, however I did NOT appreciate his treatment in the last episode :/ like sure, go lock him up with the guy that will make him go crazy. Again. That man needed actual therapy something like, SIX YEARS AGO CAN SOMEONE UNDERSTAND?? I want to enter inside the show and smack everyone because yeah Peter is a morally questionable fuck and I LOVE HIM for that but also he could benefit from some therapy and NOBODY is being even slightly sympathetic towards his situation like cmon!

All in all good season 7/10 I would've given it an extra .5 point but I deducted them for the last episode being unfair to Peter >:(

[kitkatwinchester]

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS!

Scott has been through soooo f*cking much at this point. SO much. And he's been gravely worried, and he's been horribly upset, and he's been flat-out terrified--most often when it comes to his friends and family being in danger.

But most of the time, he's really good at fighting off and masking that fear in favor of helping his friends and family through their fear, and he's been great at turning his fear into anger and determination against his enemies and struggles.

I don't think I have EVER, in all four years of this show, heard Scott be as utterly terrified as he was when Kate started to put that Berserker mask on him.

That SCREAM.

The SHAKING.

The STRUGGLING against the bonds.

Holy f*ck, Tyler Posey, because you genuinely made me tear up.

All the sh*t that Scott has been through, and THIS is what made him scream like that.

And I don't know if it's because she's gonna turn him into the killer that he's never wanted to be, or because she's going to sick him on his own pack and hope that they kill him, or because he's helpless and hopeless and has no idea how to get out of it, or if it's a combination of all three.

But my heart just SHATTERED, because he is TERRIFIED...and he's all alone.

And I DESPISE that.

And the thing is, I KNOW the pack is coming to save him, and I love that everyone was on the same page around the same time (Derek and Braeden going back to the house and finding Scira gone and the place trashed, Noah and Stiles suspicious that Scira hadn't shown up yet, and Lydia trying to get through to Deaton and succeeding so that they could get Scira's location) and was able to put the pieces together fast enough to get there ASAP.

But they're not gonna get there ASAP enough, and when they do get there, Kate's right--they're gonna have no idea that they're fighting their own Alpha, and I get the feeling that whatever she does to him will make Scott not care that he's fighting his own pack.

And that thought is F*CKING TERRIFYING.

So excuse me while I scream right along with Scott and almost sob my eyes right out of my head.

On a more positive note, I absolutely loved that conversation between Liam and Brett, and I love that Brett and Liam are kind of on the same team (in life, that is) now, because of what Scott did. I also love that Brett helped Liam on the field, and that he gave him that little pep talk about how amazing Scott is, and how amazing Liam can be too. And while my heart is breaking that Liam feels like Scott abandoned him, I have a feeling that, when he learns what really happened, he'll understand, and god forbid, maybe he'll actually TALK TO HIM for crying out loud.

Also, it looks very promising for Parrish getting Argent out of there, and that pep talk was amazing, and Parrish is seriously such a great guy and just so smart and I love him SO FREAKING MUCH. And his EYES GLOWED, and now he's using his power, and Argent is using his adrenaline, and that is PROMISING, and maybe they'll both be OKAY, and GOD I FREAKING HOPE SO BECAUSE IF WE LOSE ANYONE THIS SEASON I'M GONNA SCREAM!

ANYWAYS.

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS, and I really hope SOMEBODY in the pack is smart enough to pick up on Kate's trickery and SAVE Scott instead of killing him, because THAT IS THE LAST THING WE NEED GOSH DARNAT!!

Using another couple of not-gifs of Liam and Brett's and Parrish and Argent's conversations because they were the only positive things that happened in the last ten minutes and I need something to keep me from crying. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

(Okay but again, THE WRITING IN THIS SEASON I SWEAR TO GOD! <3 <3 <3 <3)

P.S. No, I didn't forget about Peter and Malia--I just chose to ignore it.

Update: I started the next episode and OH THANK GOD!! THE TATTOO!! THE TATTOO IS GONNA BE THE THING THAT SAVES US!! Scott is still under Kate's control, but at least the PACK will know that it's really Scott, because TATTOO!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN AS HAPPY ABOUT THAT TATTOO AS I AM RIGHT NOW!!! ANYWAYS.

[azraphels]

I found this draft in my notes! it's a draft from when I wrote "Wolf Pack ChatFic" and when I reread it I was going crazy at how much it was... ANYWAY Theo left and went to France because he's hosted by Isaac and with him are Jackson, Malia, Isaac and Kira!

➤01:45 Missed Call: THEODORK

━━ Hello! I mean - how should I - has the registration already started? Oh fuck! Anyway! I'm Liam leave a message!

"Even living with assholes with poles up their asses, I didn't know wolves could get drunk like that."

Liam wondered how much Theo had been drinking at that very moment. And then endless other thoughts ran through his mind ranging from how he wanted to see him just for laughs, to how cute he was with that mumbling voice of his.

But then he paused on a thought that probably would never have crossed his mind and that made him doubt himself:

'I would have liked him to drink with me for the first time'

It was just a fleeting thought, it hurt to even think about letting it out of a part of his brain; but having thought of it, as if the frontal lobe that generates his devil of such confused emotions were playing with throwing them like such strong football blows against his cerebellum, making him lose his balance and his ability to be able to pay attention to the rest of the world, with the ball then bouncing against his temporal lobe trying to imagine Theo's face in exactly that frame where he was so close to Liam's face that Liam could notice how perfect his little mole on his left cheek was, until it rolled the ball is completely deflated in the brainstem but just like the ball he just can't remember when he completely lost his breath.

These emotions for Liam were something he could never imagine feeling, it was useless to even try to explain why he felt like this, he just felt bad, right?

It was just a bad disease that made him think desperately about just one person!

Like a Virus!

Liam definitely had a Virus!!

After giving himself a light slap on the face to recover, he cracked a smile and then like an idiot he heard that message on his answering machine three more times only to imprint Theo's sweet and seductive warm and hoarse voice in his mind, before deciding to hear the other six messages.

➤02:37 Missed Call: THEODORK

━━ Hello! I mean - how should I - has the registration already started? Oh fuck! Anyway! I'm Liam leave a message

"I can explain! The important thing is that Malia didn't lose an arm! What the fuck. When you play with boats, at least someone has to die on them. No one has been split in two by a ten kilo anchor, it could just be a fucking bad luck"

Liam didn't understand that message left on the answering machine. He should have been reading the messages in the group with everyone else but he just scrolled, it was morning, he had just woken up and found seven messages from Theo from the night before on his answering machine. He didn't have time to read chat messages, or rather, he preferred to hear Theo's voice scolding Scott about how everyone should be more responsible and absolutely not break the sink in Mason's house just because he saw Mason cheating at Monopoly or insults from Stiles about how Theo shouldn't have brought Jackson on his side!

So instead of reading the messages, he rolled up under his blankets and held the phone to his ear, hearing Theo's happy, carefree voice, and still there a part of his brain thought 'how much I wish it was me who made him so happy '. But his brain was kicked again just for staying silent, this time the parietal lobe was fucked up a little!

He rolled up, resting half his face on the pillow and played the voicemail again, Theo's little laugh finally destroying him but also managing to bring him back to life and put him back together.

Theo It was a fucking Virus that was supposed to be eradicated from his body!

➤03:33 Missed Call: THEODORK

━━ Hello! I mean - how should I - has the registration already started? Oh fuck! Anyway! I'm Liam leave a message

"When I first saw them, I thought they were my heroes, that they would take me out of the pain I was feeling, that they would make me happy, just a stupid kid with a life ahead of me... I wish I'd met you that day ... But I was nine? And you were probably 7?

Liam's body became cold, he was still, motionless while that damned sensation of falling from the sky ran down his entire back. His heart clenched at Theo's broken voice, it was as if at any moment he would be destroyed by his own thoughts of him, with his voice cracking and the rustle of his hand in his hair. And from his voice alone she could tell that Theo's heart, Tara's heart was hurting.

He needed to hug him, to feel him close to him and yet his brain was now screaming at him to do something, to say something to him.

But it was just a message left on an answering machine, and Liam cursed himself for not having been awake just to be able to be close to him, to even be able to feel him next to him.

But those words, those words that Theo said in that voice of just wanting to be a dot among so many other vowels and symbols, were grabbing his heart and scratching it.

Could a seven-year-old ever completely change another child's life?

He didn't have the strength to hold back those thoughts, he didn't decide to listen to that message again, he would have cracked too and he couldn't do it, it was only midday!

➤03:56 Missed Call: THEODORK

━━ Hello! I mean - how should I - has the registration already started? Oh fuck! Anyway! I'm Liam leave a message

"Someone 'accidentally' threw their Scott-Exs into the water. Always a funny joke. Sh don't tell anyone.... But it was me"

Theo's voice seemed to have revived with that spark of his that made Liam melt and angry at the same time. How could he even think that a stupid voice so seductive and so fucking divine could be so stupidly stupid sometimes?! That amused little laugh making him seem not only drunk but a little high on weed.

He just wanted so damn much to be next to him, to feel that laughter on his skin.

Had he become mad? Or crazy?

It was this virus that made him feel this way....

Lost?

➤04:28 Missed Call: THEODORK

━━ Hello! I mean - how should I - has the registration already started? Oh fuck! Anyway! I'm Liam leave a message

"I don't know, I wondered what you would have been like as a child, always with those big doe eyes? Did you run away from Jenna? Did you trample on the autumn leaves? I've always hated them, not for the noise they left behind but for the feeling of melancholy, it was in October when they diagnosed me-"

The message stopped immediately, the sentence wasn't complete, Liam didn't know what Theo wanted to say at the end of the message but he had the same feeling as two messages before. Theo needed help, he wanted to run his hands through his hair, smell his scent, know what emotion he smelled like at that precise moment even if he could very well understand it from his voice. Why was Theo only vulnerable when he wasn't in his presence? Or not when their shoulders were touching pleasantly and neither of them wanted to move away even though they knew that misunderstandings would arise if anyone looked at them?

Why could he be when Liam couldn't touch him and feel his breathing one step away from him?

He smiled at the reference to his mother, after all Theo had grown fond of Jenna even if he didn't show it, even if he would never, ever show it because he didn't want to be a burden to anyone or at least Liam thought that Theo didn't he deserved maternal affection and Liam hated that bitter taste that remained in his mouth every single time.

But how did the sentence end? What did Theo want to tell him?

Why did it stop?

He had so many questions to ask Theo, but also none.

He just wanted to see his eyes and drown in him.

➤05:00 Missed Call: THEODORK

━━ Hello! I mean - how should I - has the registration already started? Oh fuck! Anyway! I'm Liam leave a message

"I'm sorry, I don't know why I keep calling you"

Liam wanted to tell him that he would never have to apologize, that he loved his voice, that he wanted to answer him and be able to talk to him.

➤05:02 Missed Call: THEODORK

➤05:04 Missed Call: THEODORK

➤05:05 Missed Call: THEODORK

➤05:06 Missed Call: THEODORK

Liam could only see Theo's uncertainty in calling him again and telling him something else to compromise or not.

➤05:46 Missed Call: THEODORK

━━ Hello! I mean - how should I - has the registration already started? Oh fuck! Anyway! I'm Liam leave a message

"I... I don't know... I need... God... I just... I miss you"

Liam's heart skipped a beat.

[blackhholes]

okay so i was thinking about season 5 deals with death but more specifically with the action of killing someone, because we have two situations where a main character kills someone that the narrative treats extremely differently.

the scene at the end of lie ability between lydia and vallack mirrors the scene at the beginning of a novel approach between stiles and donovan to a certain degree. in both situations lydia and stiles are acting out of desperation and it's a last resort kind of thing that they aren't even really cognizant of. lydia screams because this man has drilled a hole in her head and he's about to kill her because of his own obsession, the voices in her head are getting too loud and she just needs to get it out. stiles pulls the pin because he's been backed into a corner by donovan and he doesn't feel like he can do anything so he does the one thing he can do and it ends up killing him.

so then why when the scenes are so similar does stiles' turn into a season long arc and lydia's is never mentioned again? i think in large part it's because of their own feelings towards the events. immediately after donovan dies we see stiles panic, he calls the cops but leaves the scene before anyone can arrive and when the body disappears he becomes hysterical he starts doubting if donovan is even dead, it feels eerily similar the nogitsune when he would lose time and couldn't trust his own mind. but this time he can't blame it on the nogitsune he did it himself and i think furthers the shame and guilt he feels because before he was capable of explaining what he did as the nogitsune as not being him, that's not something he would be capable of, but suddenly he has to face the fact that maybe he is.

he repeatedly brings up how terrified he is of losing scott when it comes out because to him scott is this all-good person who would never stand by stiles after supposedly proving that there's something rotten about him. this forces him to retreat and pull away from everyone leading to the worst break up scene in television history between him and malia when she reveals she knew but it didn't matter to her. to him this is proof that the nogitsune wasn't completely a foreign entity from him so for someone to tell him it's okay is unfathomable.

this shiftiness and isolation is also why i believe scott was so quick to believe theo's version of the story, because to scott it makes sense that a violent murder like theo described would lead to stiles pulling away like that. he doesn't understand why stiles would act this way if it truly was self defense. i think reading the sciles breakup in season five as a latent showcase of nogitsune trauma for both of them illuminates both of their actions a lot better than if you were to read it as an isolated incident.

so back to lydia how come her killing vallack is never brought up again? it's because she doesn't feel the same levels of shame and guilt as stiles. she's a lot more pragmatic, she did what she had to do to survive and she understands that scott and the rest of the pack understand that as well.

so really what i'm trying to say is that the narrative weight for both these events has less to do with any perceived objective wrongness of their actions and is moreso a narrative tool to explore the emotional weight it applies to the agents over time.

[targwh0re]

Thoughts on Teen Wolf the Movie while watching it (SPOILERS) pt.1

Before I even start let me say that they should've just made it another 12 or 10 or hell even an 8 episode mini series

Should've opened with Isaac instead of Liam and Hikari in Japan smh. He was the last one to have the triskele box, how tf did Liam get it? (I do understand that Daniel Sharman couldn't be in the film but still...at least give me an explanation)

I don't care what they say, Hikari was supposed to be Kira and Hikari wasn't supposed to even exist. Liam and Hikari are clearly what Scott & Kira Should've been, minus the restaurant in Japan, if they'd done the right thing and brought Kira back in the last season. He said he'd wait for her😭. (Though I Stan the actress for not coming back when they were going to pay her white female castmates more than her. Honestly fuck them for that)

Why does Liam own a restaurant in Japan. How did we get here in our lives. Liam u supposed to be protecting Beacon Hills. Also idk what career I though Liam would get but it definitely wouldn't have been restaurant owner. I can see him as a coach maybe (at Devonford Prep in honor of Brett; huh maybe I did know what career I thought he'd have🤔)

Damn y'all really keeping Nogi with teas and spices. Ig hiding it in plain sight works idk 🤷‍♀️

Why Liam fall like that 😭

Damn Nogi really reminding me of the Witch from Narnia when she appeared in that ice wall thing in the second movie

also if Nogi can talk through that thing, why hasn't he manipulate someone into setting him free already

Though that Nogi was like a regular fly, not a firefly...

Scott being call "The Alpha" like they'll never know🤫 also like I thought Monroe went international w/ her hunting. Ain't no way Scott's just chillin all carefree enough to put his name on a business.

Yeah Scott save that doggie...oh and the little grl too. Also this would've been better plot wise if this was a flashback of Scott saving a little Hikari, it would explain how she's randomly apart of the pack now

Love how Scott's animal clinic looks like a mixture of Deaton's vet place and Derek's loft

Scott talking about having kids one day was how I knew they'd give him Eli at the end. Like wtf, he should be raised by his family, by other born wolves who know about the werewolf history that Derek did. Like hello we got great uncle Peter, auntie Cora, and hell even cousin Malia. Derek WOULD NOT want his SON raised by an ARGENT!

"I didn't see it. I took my eyes off the road for like two seconds to change the song on my ipod"

Wooo spooky 👻

I said ah oop jump scare Chris "I never use the front door" Argent

Poor Chris no parent ever deserves their child to die before them

Bardo! and who stayed up all night doing research about Bardo for you, huh, Mr. McTruealphaman. KIRA!

Yes papa Argent, say fuck

Well Jeff Davis said he wanted the timeline to work out so that Eli was born before Derek returned to Beacon Hills in an interview (idk where it is and I'm too lazy to find it) and after the series finale timeskip in the last season it was 2017, its now 2026 so technically it's been 11 years Scott my boy

Look at me out here fixing the timeline for everyone😁

"I got a feeling the real answers are in Beacon Hills" Yeah no shit Chris, everything's gotta do with Beacon Hills

Scott your the alpha. Be the alpha. Quit asking other people to to decisions for you, for the love of God

So Scott I understand why you left Beacon Hills but are we going to address what happend to Monroe and the internatipnal hunters Corp? No?...okay then

Chris why did you leave mama McCall. Jeff u really out here breaking everyone up. Should've got w/ Papa Stilinski so Scott and Stiles could be brothers fr "oh what could've been"

Why the pack break up? not gonna give me an explanation again...okay I'm sensing a pattern here

Yeassss!!! Business woman Lydia, we knew u could do it. And she looks very snazzy in that white outfit with her ponytail if I do say so myself. Funny how the banshee's business has to do with sound lmao it's perfect.

Lyd!😭 Thats Mrs. Martin-Stilinski to you! Shit at least call her Lyds so that you don't sound like your calling her a lid💀

Damn u think Lydia would've learned to look at stuff by now before handing it out. Nah but on a real note I feel like she should have a better understanding of her abilities by now, and have expanded on them, and had more control of them but that might be just me

I SAID ITS MRS. MARTIN-STILINSKI Ray or whatever ur name is!

Oooo the automatic writing again

Yayyy Eli Hale! In my head Eli is a nickname for Elijah, just like Derek is a nickname Frederick (if you known you know🤣)

Hale Auto?! Ain't no way. Derek ain't a mechanic. I refuse. Terrible career choice for the man. He's rich, he ain't even gotta work

Maybe Malia could be a mechanic but I doubt it, ooo a Park Ranger would be perfect.

Love how Eli just hotwired that jeep😂. Oh and just let me say this here and get it out of my system. Eli is similar to both Stiles and Scott when they were younger but he is NOT STILES. Yes he's sarcastic and a little delinquent but do you guys know how many teenagers are sarcastic little delinquents? Alot. It's a teen thing. I was the same way (minus the crimes😂) and still am sarcastic af. Love Eli as Eli, not a mini or replacement for Stiles. Love u guys to death but we went into this knowing there was no Stiles.

Jeff Davis: No Stiles.

Us: No Stiles?

Jeff Davis: No Stiles!

Boys gonna pop a damn wheelie in fucking Roscoe

Love how Parrish just calls Mason instead of tailing him

I'm fucking dead💀they was all too scared to tell Derek (me too thou bc sourwolf is scary😶)

Why is Mason a deputy? Feel like he should be working at Lydia's, like he's right under her is what I'd say he should be doing. I could see Corey, his husband, maybe being a deputy though. *gasp* or a cute little school teacher🥺

I stand by what I said earlier, Malia should be a park ranger and I add to that by saying that she should be the consultant and not Derek (though i understand they had to reintroduce his character) she spent a lot of time in those woods, and she's more intune with her animal side than anyone else

Derek still sexy af

serial arsonist...wolf pack also has a serial arsonist. I swear to God they should've just made it a spin off instead of its own thing

You definitely should call Stiles, he's head of his own supernatural devison in the FBI👍

Love how Derek was like a fugitive for most of the series and now he works w/ the police. Eli taking up that criminal mantel now😂

I mean...is it really grand theft auto if he took it from his own dads shop🤷‍♀️🤣

Derek's got ptsd from the jeep

Eli wanted to race that grl, I now headcanon that's how he flirts. Just like his daddy he's like haha look I'm better than you at something "you wanna see some real speed bitch" (flashbacks to when Derek flirted with Paige by being an ass with that basketball, like grl just wanted to play her cello in peace and quite)

Love how Derek just like slashed the tires. Really said "i don't think so. My names Derek hale. I go way back" (I'm so sorry to anyone reading this)

Part 1-5

[wtfwhy]

SPOILERS!!!!!!! Unorganized Teen Wolf movie review basically

I actually... really liked it??? Like it's not that good but I enjoyed watching it! A lot of parts were genuinely funny and the plot was like passable! (Quite a few unanswered questions tho)

There were some things I found confusing or weird, like idk wtf Harris had against the pack (his reveal was funny af tho) and a few other things, but they were mostly just because of the lack of Stiles, Kira, and and Isaac

The Kira 'stand in' girl (I think her name was Hikari??) Was pretty cool, obviously sucks that Kira herself wasn't there but that's a whole different conversation 👀

Honestly, as a huge Stydia shipper I was hoping they wouldn't break them up and just have him like watching their kids or something (I think I saw a funny post of that once) but they way they broke them up? Not actually that bad? Like Lydia left him because she loved him and I was just worried that they wouldn't love each anymore so I'll take what I can get! Tho not expanding on the dreams she was having is a bit of a lost thread, but since it wasn't really apart of the main story, I'll let it slide lol.

I did not like how they just pretended Issac didn't exist, that was pretty fucked up. Like I predicted that Scott and Allison would get back together by the end, but damn rip Isaac for real 😔

Anyways, about Derek's death... Honestly, since I wasn't taking the movie that seriously in the first place, I didn't really feel anything about Derek dying? Like don't get me wrong, I love the man and if they killed him off in the actual show I'd be bawling, but the movie to me is just a silly little suggestion to canon than law. There's real canon, fanon, and the third secret canon that lives inside my brain ☺️

But like, I don't really care that he died in the movie, I was just surprised tbh. Rip king you deserved better 🙏 (I don't understand how he just like, disappeared, after being burnt?? Like maybe I didn't notice it but his body was gone like huh???)

I never liked Scott and Malia together so I'm glad they broke up, but Malia and Parish was weird as hell and was just so random. I think that ever since Malia and Stiles broke up the writers just couldn't figure out what to do with her? Which is a total shame cause Malia is queen. But none of her relationships post stiles make sense or work out so rip (I do love me some stlia on the side ngl)

Jackson was GREAT, funny af and just like how I would imagine the redeemed adult version of the asshole from season 1, 10/10

Lots of missed opportunities for interactions, (like Liam and Mason) but it's only a 2h movie so I get it

I thought both Scott and Allison were great, tho I'm not sure how I feel about her staying alive afterwards. Plus I always shipped Scira more but you know 👀 love that Scott was the same great guy ☺️ when he hugged Chris I literally cried it was so cute 🥺

UNEXPECTED TWIST for me!!! I came into the movie, very lightly shipping Chris and Melissa, and came out of the movie shipping Chris, Melissa, and Peter 😳 I didn't expect that! But they were such a cute trio omg it was amazing

Eli was cute and I don't think that he was that much like stiles, but there obviously similarities

And Jackson and Lydia brotp??? Absolutely!!!

So that's basically it, I'll give this a solid 6/10

PS: saw some people legitimately mad that sterek didn't happen, fuck those people. You are not allowed near my blog...unless you want to send funny hate anon that I can roast

(like one person brought up the whole, sterek was "queerbaiting" thing, which is such bullshit. They literally never fucking liked each other, even platonically. I would say by the end of the show Derek just barely tolerates Stiles. The real queerbaiting was the writers being to scared to confirm that Stiles was Bi because it's ridiculous how many scenes pointed to that, especially in seasons 1-3 smh)

I might take about more later but it's bedtime!!!

[jessmalia]

Do you ship scalia or is it just something that you don’t mind seeing?

I ship scalia in a vacuum. I think it's a sweet dynamic with a lot of potential. Shelley and Tyler do have a lot of chemistry, so I can see why the writers wanted to explore that pairing. They have a very similar awkwardness/cluelessness that feeds into each other well (I think the same can be said about stira, which is a ship I like in a similar way, actually even more because of the tricksters/kitsune angle in their dynamic, and I also think there's some sciles meta in there about how they both got girlfriends that are so similar to the other lol) and I'm happy with how they really utilised that during their scenes in 6B. I've only seen the season once, so I can't even recall what the scene was about, but I remember the scene that sold them the most to me as a couple was that Malia face palm one lol. Where Malia is trying to communicate something but they're both just totally clueless.

This one:

The problem is the circumstances of when this pairing was explored. The messy way stalia broke up, the unfair way Malia's feelings about st/ydia was completely disregarded. Granted, this makes a part of me go "Stiles unfairly dumped you and got with Lydia without asking how you'd feel about it? Fuck yeah you should get with his best friend! Give him a taste of his own medicine! Fair is fair!" but that's more about me being a Malia stan than having to do with any ships lol. When viewing the show as a whole, it's just impossible NOT to compare scalia and stalia, and when you do, scalia so obviously comes in short.

Like, every single argument I can come up with for scalia potentially working better is disproven by what stalia was in canon. Like, "oh maybe Scott could help her with her werecoyote struggles and do it better because as a werewolf he knows what it feels like" but we literally saw Stiles help Malia with that and he did it perfectly! After hammering in for 2 and a half seasons that Stiles is Malia's anchor I can't see anyone buying how Scott could just replace him in that aspect. Also "Scott is so good and anti violence that he could help Malia get over her kill first ask questions never coyote thing in a way Stiles can't because he's very similar to Malia in that regard" doesn't work for me either. We saw throughout their relationship that Stiles and Malia felt the best about their violent tendencies and trust issues with each other because the other one could understand. They could tell each other "You're still a good person" and the other could actually believe it for once. They opened up to each other and told the other aspects of their trauma that they never discussed with anyone else! "But when I came through it, I learned something else... Control is overrated." "I said, 'I wish you were all dead.'"

Then there's the scira of it all too! I'm not gonna go too much into it since I'm mainly a stalia stan lol, but the way Kira was pushed out of the show is honestly so horrible, and the fact that scira was so huge and how Tyler and Arden kept talking about how in love they were AND the fact that the writers said that they didn't actually break up and Scott was gonna wait for her... it's all very frustrating. Add the fact that Shelley is a white woman and Arden isn't and, yeah... it's all very bad.

Plus the way season 6 not only sucked in general, but also how the writing was really bad at actually selling st/ydia and scalia. I really like what @bericas said in the tags of this post: #like on a real level#i just don’t understand what they wrote it like this#like#why would you do this#6a outside of the narrative telling us stydia showed stalia and scydia like crazy#and it’s so weird#if you’re gonna lie to me at least do it well. If they really wanted to make the endgames make sense, they really needed more time to do it. You can’t just decide to completely change your character dynamics for the last season of the show. Don’t know what the writers were on during that decision. 

TLDR: I think they’re a nice ship in theory but they just don’t work in canon. 

[just-my-type-x]

An unusual context - Stiles Stilinski Imagine

I look at Stiles across the circle made by our group. He gives me a questioning look and i shrug my shoulders, i purse my lips and scratch the back of my head nervously. He mimics me. The silence between us is replaced by joy and laughter coming from Scott and Allison. They hugged each other tightly, finding it hard to break apart.

I watched Stiles turn his gaze towards Malia, who was drawing invisible patterns with her shoe on the pavement from outside Eichen House. You could hear her heart turning into a small puzzle.

"So... you just came back to life?", i ask, drawing all the attention to me. Mason took his hand to his forehead, unable to believe my bluntness. "Too much?", i ask biting my lip when i see the shocked expressions of my friends. Malia was the only one who laughed. Maybe a little bit too much, but who can blame her. She barely got a new boyfriend and his ex rises from the dead 30 minutes before going to do some killing.

"Next time, we do the talking.", Stiles says and i give him two thumb ups and cross my arms at my chest, leaning on a tree with embarrassment. Lydia comforts me by putting her hand on my shoulder.

Allison pulled away from Scott and faced us, so she could give us some explanations.

"So, for the ones who weren't there, Stiles, that wasn't actually Stiles, got me killed by ruling some Nogitsune."

"Oh so you weren't lying when you said that you were possessed.", Liam interrupted and a few laughs broke out.

"Don't make me use you as bait tonight.", Stiles warned and i laughed a bit too much, just like Malia earlier.

"You cannot use him as a shield, what makes you think your human ass can use Liam as bait? He's stronger than you as he is, imagine his strength transformed", i laugh again, tapping my legs with my hands, earning laughs from the whole group this time

"And, besides, only Theo uses me as bait", he holds his arm up so Theo would high five him.

"Thank you my friends. Next time i want an asshole-ish answer, I'm coming to you guys.", Stiles defends himself and comes and joins me, leaning his back on the tree. "You were saying?", he motions to Allison to continue and we listen carefully.

"Thank you, backstabber.", she starts and i grab Stiles' hand. He accepts it and even tho it was a friendly gesture, it tingled my skin and my heart skipped a beat. His thumb caresses the back of my hand and i look at his face. His eyes are darted at Allison, nervousness building up in his body. The air is pressured, curiosity, anger, disbelief and more emotions roaming around us, building up the tention. I take my hand away and i feel a sudden coldness without Stiles' warmth. As of he knew,he grabbed my hand in his again, intertwining our fingers this time. I look at him again, a smirk on his face and whiskey and honey eyes staring at me with a certain spark that wasn't there last time i checked.

"You're very comforting in this situation right here.", Stiles whispers and i nod my head, fully understanding him. Only a few months prior, i witnessed Theo coming back alive after i clearly remember sucking his blood out.

"I am glad i can give you something i lacked of for such a long time". For thousands of years, nobody cared enough to comfort me in those tough moments of my life.

"Wow, you really are old", he says with his sarcastic tone that i love so much. I let out a quiet laugh and draw my attention back to Allison.

Scott holds her tightly, hand around her waist and one holding her hand. They lean back on his motorcycle, Scott looking at the ground and Allison looking at each of us. She tries to memorise the new faces of the group, tries to remember the old ones. She let's out a heavy sigh and starts speaking.

"Apparently, when that thing stabbed me with its sword, i didn't actually die. I mean, my body did, but my soul was trapped in that sword. When Scott and my dad took me away from that place, after the whole investigation and sheriff Stilinski's help to cover any tracks, someone found the sword. It's weird because i didn't feel like i was alive, nor dead. It felt like a heavy dream. I dreamt that i was in class with you, that i took tests, i even graduated.",she pauses to laugh, but a tear falls from her right eye. She erases it immediately and gives us another smile. At this point, Scott is comforting her by brushing his hand on her back, like a quick reminder that everything is fine and the nightmare is over. I look over at Malia, who cannot really look towards them. She gives Lydia small looks, but all Lydia can do is smile at her, because she also knows Malia is sad. Malia might not understand love and relationships, but she cares deeply. She feels betrayed and i don't think anyone blames her. Scott hasn't looked at her once since Allison's appearance, but we cannot blame him either. I turn my head to the right as i want to check on Stiles. His eyes already on my face. I give him half a smile and squeeze his hand. He returns my half smile and intensifies the grip on my hand, which leads me to think that the idea of that squeeze was to be longer. It's my turn to caress his hand with my thumb, as the story gets sadder and Stiles looks more guilty and more of an asshole. A heavy sigh leaves his chest and Allison's attention lands on him.

"It felt like i lived in a parallel universe. Where, guess what, my boyfriend wasn't actually my boyfriend and my friends hated me. Sharing classes with you was the hardest thing ever.", she wasn't referring to the group. She was definitely eyeing Stiles. "Seeing you every single day, for years, having you meters away and me, remembering your void face, your face that was smirking when that sword went through my stomach, was my nightmare. For years.", another tear fell of her cheek. Well, Theo might have a blast since he's not the hated one anymore.

Stiles let's go of my hand and i watch him move closer to Allison. She steps back, but stops as she realises what she's doing.

"You know that wasn't me. I was dying on the corridors of this fucking cursed house, i was there with Lydia. She could barely keep me alive."

"It was enough to steal your appearance.", she said those words like she spewed venom. I go behind Stiles and grab his waist as a comfort. Mad at what she heard, Malia snapped.

"Scott wasn't even your boyfriend at that time.", we all shot our eyes at her and Mason mimicked the same action as he did when i talked. "Nor he is now"

We all stay in shock as the love triangle forms more pressure than it already is.

"I'm sorry, i didn't know. And yeah, you're right..", Allison apologies and gives Scott another look, who was either surprised or ready to make Theo his favorite person in the world at this point.

"Who found the sword?", Lydia asks, getting l back to the subject

"Kira's mom. She's also the one who freed me. Apparently, she tried getting me back for such a long time and tried in key nights when the supernatural was at his peak, but something from the outside influenced my coming back to life. We don't know what yet. "

"Ok but your body?", i ask

"Oh, i wasn't actually buried.", i open my mouth in shock. "His dad actually made it look like i was buried so Kira's mom would take me and preserve my body for when she would get me bacm from that parallel universe."

"I think I've had enough voodoo for tonight.", Mason breaks the circle and sats on the grass. Meanwhile, Scott tells us a plan for tonight's attack. When we were set to act on it, Allison stopped in her tracks.

"i can't fight with Stiles. I would be distracted. I would always watch my back"

Stiles rolls his eyes and forms a fist, rising it up slowly and slowly putting it back next tk his body.

"Maybe you should go home.", Scott suggests, barely looking like he's talking to his best friend.

"If he goes, i go.", i step forward so I'm closer to Scott. I'm not part of the pack so i owe him nothing. The rest of the group can manage.

"But you're powerful and we need your help.", he fights back and i scoff

"You're strong enough without me either. I can't let Stiles alone, it's too dangerous and you know that. If somebody saw us come in or they see one of us go out, it's not gonna end well for the single sheep."

"I'm mesmerised by the compliments i get tonight, tell me, love, do you have any more ideal nicknames for me?", Stiles exaggerates and i laugh, Scott too, and a small smirk creeped on Allison's face too. I feel my cheeks flush as i realise he called me "love", but i brush off the feeling quickly.

"You're right, yeah, but Mason can come."

"I'm not leaving you guys, you saw i could helo. I helped Liam and Theo on different occasions.", Mason protests

"You helped Liam, i didn't need help.", cockily, Theo replies and adjusts his jacket.

"Just go, you can't let two pathetic humans try and fight either a demon or a hunter. You can handle it", i say as i turn Allison around and then Scott with their backs facing me and push them to get going. We wish each other good luck and while they hurry to get inside Eichen, Stiles and i hurry to get to his jeep, while he reminds me that i called him pathetic and he didn't like it.

~~~~~~

The ride home is silent, comforting, after such an evening. Stiles is still tensed after hearing all that stuff from Allison, but he couldn't understand it wasn't his fault.

~~~~~~

Moments later, i sit on the couch, trying to relief the pressure i feel from not fighting with my friends. I am constantly thinking about how they're managing to fight every atrocity that comes their way.

"Relax a bit.", Stiles's hand lands on my shoulder from behind the couch and i smile at him. "You can teleport yourself there, why don't you do it, vamp?"

I roll my eyes, as i hate the way he called me. He sits next to me and i immediately put my head on his shoulder.

"I'm not leaving you alone. I don't want anything to happen to you."He takes my hand in his and places a small peck on the back of my hand." What was that? ", i ask, amused by his action

"I don't know, to be honest. It felt right.", i look up and Stiles smirks at me. "You feel right, this feels right.", as I am watching him, he kisses my hand again, waiting a few more seconds before taking his lips off.

"Did anyone tell you you have a weird taste in girls?", we laugh and i lean closer to him

"You're the first one.", he grabs my chin and holds it with his thumb. "Would you like to keep the spot?"

As a response, i crash my lips hard on his, earning a groan from him. The kiss is immediately filled with passion and need, as his tongue asks for the permission i immediately grant. I moan when he motions to sit on top of him, the feeling of his hands on my ass adjusting me so i can sit directly on his length making me melt.

I take off my top and he attacks my neck with messy, chaotic kisses and love bites, sucking now and then on my sweet spots.

"Please don't heal fast", i laugh as the idea of healing fast is so weird heard out loud.

"If you're gonna keep doing this all night, they'll stay, i promise.", i grab his face and kiss him back

"I'm gonna do much more to you tonight, babe", another moan escapes from my lips as his Stiles' mouth attacks my breasts, cupping them softly. I shift my position on him, feeling him hard under my crotch. "Oh, fuck y/n..", he moans when i sit back on him. "Do it again", i do as he pleases and this time i rock my hips front and back, earning the desired friction between us. His fingers dug in my ass through my jeans and i bet he can still leave visible marks.

Stiles picks me up gently and lays me down on the couch, hovering over me in a quick second.

"I'm gonna fuck you senseless, y/n. You have no idea for how long i want this.", his voice is full of lust and my head goes crazy when he gets shirtless. His boner is much more visible now and i stare at the pleasuring length.

"Do whatever you please to me, Stilinski", i breath out as his lips smash onto mine, teeth biting on my bottom lip.

"Please not in the living room"

We both jump up and look at our friends in the doorframe.

"Did you win?", i ask with a dumb smile

"Well, you're already celebrating, so... Yeah, we did.", Liam said but we all started laughing

"Now can you please get dressed? Y/N gets me in the mood", Malia says and i smirk at her, doing the call me thing, where i mimic a phone to my ear. She laughs but agrees with my joke, Stiles asking if we're down for a threesome.

Gif not mine

[babeyvenus]

My Future

Derek Hale x OC

Samantha, Stiles and Scott are always joking about the impossible. Who wouldn't when your best friend's dad is the sheriff of Beacon Hills? All jokes stop when they realize the impossible is indeed possible.

Chapter 42: Disagreements Among Friends

The next day Sam met up with Stiles at his locker. He seemed to be in a frenzy and rushed to put things in his backpack.

He pulled out his phone then quickly dialed Lydia’s number as he and Sam ran down the stairs. "Lydia, for the love of God, answer your phone. There's another dead Chimera.”, he muttered in annoyance.

That crossed Carl Smith off the list of dead chimeras. So what was he? How'd he break out?

“What!?”, Sam looked at him in disbelief. "So right now, is probably not a great time to be alone with Parrish.", he said.

"If he's coming to get the body, you can't get in his way.", he said into the phone. "Lydia, do not get in his way.", he said and hung up.

"What the fuck is happening?", Sam asked Stiles. "Corey is dead.", he said. "The Dread Doctors got him. They've also killed Beth."

Sam couldn’t believe it. Beings that they couldn’t touch were killing people left and right without a purpose…

They hadn’t heard from Scott in a while as the sky began to darken and pelt rain. “We gotta go to the animal clinic.”, Stiles said, putting down his phone in the center console. "Turns out Hayden got injected with mercury from the Dread Doctors."

Sam frowned sadly. She heard about Liam's interest in Hayden. His interest quickly turned into love and now she was practically dying.

Once they got to the animal clinic, Stiles quickly got out, meeting up with a distraught Scott. "Sorry.", he said to Scott, "I had trouble starting the Jeep again. That thing's barely hanging on." Scott didn’t say anything. "I couldn't get in touch with Malia or Lydia."

Scott stared at him in silence. “Scott.”, Sam spoke up. Stiles faced Scott in confusion.

Scott took a wrench out of his jacket. He handed it to Stiles, who frowned.

"Where did you get that?", Stiles asked.

"This is yours?", Scott questioned. Stiles sighed and grabbed it. "Why didn't you tell me?", Scott asked.

"I was going to.", Stiles said. "I didn't know how to bring it up.”, he said, making Sam understand what Scott was talking about. He found out? How? From who?

Scott shook his head, "Why didn't you tell me when it happened?" Stiles looked at the wrench, "I couldn't."

"You killed him?", Scott said. "You killed Donovan?"

"Scott, he had to defend himself.", Sam countered. Scott looked at Sam in disbelief. “You knew?"

"Scott, he was going to kill my dad.", Stiles said, appalled at Scott’s behavior. "Was I supposed to just let him?"

"You weren't supposed to do this.", Scott said. Stiles looked at him sullenly. "None of us are. It happened once but should've never happened again.", Scott said.

Stiles just stared in disbelief, "You think I had a choice?"

"There's always a choice.", Scott said. “Scott, are you shitting me?”, Sam fussed in disbelief.

"Yeah, well, I can't do what you can, Scott.", Stiles yelled. "I know you wouldn't have done it. You probably would've just figured something out, right?"

Scott shrugged, "I'd try."

"Yeah, because you're Scott McCall!", Stiles yelled, angrily. "You're the true Alpha! Guess what? All of us can't be true Alphas. Some of us have to make mistakes. Some of us have to get our hands a little bloody sometimes. Some of us are human!"

"So, you had to kill him?", Scott asked.

Stiles stared at him in shock, "Scott, he was going to kill my dad."

"But the way that it happened…" Scott trailed off, "There's a point when it's…It's not just self-defense anymore!" The two stared back at the alpha in confusion.

"What are you even talking about?", Stiles yelled back. "I didn't have a choice, Scott!" Stiles shook his head, "You don't even believe me, do you?"

Scott nodded as he said, "I want to." Stiles’ shoulders lowered. "Okay, all right, so – so believe me then." Scott looked away and didn't reply. "Scott, say you believe me.", Stiles repeated, hurt.

Scott glanced at Sam as she glared at him in disbelief. "Say it." Stiles teared up. "Say you believe me."

"Stiles, we can't kill people that we're trying to save!", Scott yelled.

"Say you believe me.", Stiles repeated as he took a step towards Scott with the wrench in his hand.

Scott took a step back as he glanced over at the wrench that Stiles was holding. Stiles looked down at it, almost shocking himself. "We can't kill people!", Scott exclaimed. "Do you believe that?"

"Well, what do I do about this?", Stiles' voice broke. Scott shook his head, "Don't worry about Malia or Lydia. We'll find them. Maybe – Maybe you should talk to your dad."

Scott began to walk inside the clinic and Sam followed him. “You are out of your fucking mind.”, she growled.

Scott’s eyes trailed behind her and she quickly turned around to see Theo standing in the shadows. “I saw them.”, he said and Sam’s eyes widened.

“I can’t believe you didn’t tell me.”, Scott frowned.

Sam looked at him with raised eyebrows. “Scott, you– The nerve you have is wild.”, she scoffed. “How the fuck did you even find out?”

She glared at the boy. What the hell was Theo's problem? Why was he determined to make Stiles an enemy? How'd he go from helping Stiles to making him look bad?

Before he could say any more, Sam raised a hand to stop him. “You saw them, and you didn’t think to tell anyone that Donovan was attacking him? You were there and didn’t think to help?”

Theo frowned. “I saw Stiles attacking Donovan.”

"This is how I know you’re lying. Stiles came to my house to explain everything and I even looked into his memories. Donovan attacked him first.”, she said, shocking Theo before turning to Scott. “And you. I can’t believe you.”

“We still can’t kill, Sam. I’m your alpha. You know this isn’t what we do.”, Scott said, making Sam’s eyebrows raise in challenge once more.

“You may be an alpha, Scott, but you’re not the alpha. And if you were such an alpha, the first thing that should run through your mind was the fact that someone attacked your packmate while you weren't there. That’s what alphas do. They care about those in their packs.”, she said, making Scott look down in shame.

“You know Stiles as much as I do. That boy doesn’t go around attacking people without a reason. Why are you acting like you don’t know him?”

She pointed at Theo. “He’s not even in the pack and yet you’ve been doing what he’s said for a while now. Why is that, alpha?”

Scott had nothing to say. Sam shook her head in disappointment. “When you get your head out of your ass, let me know.”, she said before leaving and finding Stiles resting his face in his hand as he sat in his jeep.

She climbed into the jeep, making Stiles look at her with reddened eyes. She sighed sadly. She didn’t wanna see her boys like this. It was unfair on both sides. All because of Theo, she knew something was up with him.

She pulled Stiles into a hug. "I'm sorry about Scott." He shook his head, "I just– I don’t understand. It’s unfair…"

She nodded and rubbed his back. “I know.”

Stiles dropped Sam off at home and she walked up to her driveway. She paused as she heard rustling and hid in the shadows of her porch to find the source of the noise.

As she snuck around her porch, she saw a huge figure in the trees ahead of her. Her heart dropped at how huge the figure was. It reminded her of Peter, but it made no sense. Peter wasn't an alpha anymore and he couldn't turn into a huge beast now that his alpha spark was taken away.

What the hell was she looking at?

She could hear aggressive sniffing as if the beast was sniffing out for someone. The only person that was with it was Sam.

She frowned as it got closer and she took a step back. She placed a hand on a shadowed part of her porch and noticed her hand phased into the shadow.

She could hear the sniffing get closer and took the chance of phasing into the shadow before the beast could catch her.

She watched as the huge beast practically filled her porch as it sniffed around. She hoped her mom wouldn't come home with this thing hunting whatever it was looking for.

After a couple of minutes, it left and Sam exited the darkness, letting out a sigh as she looked around her porch where the monster previously was. The hell was that…?

Before she could make any moves, she felt a prick at the back of her neck. She swung an arm to hit whatever it was behind her but missed, completely unbalanced and unfocused as she realized what was happening.

Someone was after her. Was it the dread doctors? Seriously, now of all times?

When she shifted her weight onto the wall of her house, she looked up to see a familiar outline of a girl.

Lightning cracked and she could see a familiar wet face.

Tracy.

Sam's vision blurred and her words were dragged. She felt almost numb and very heavy as she weakly glared at the girl. "You were s'posed t'be ded…"

Tracy didn't say anything before Sam finally passed out.

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Stiles followed Parrish, and ended up in the impound lot. Stiles hid behind the cars, crouching as he was watching Parrish find a white van. He opened up the hack revealing two body thermal caskets. He opened up the one, revealing Corey's body. Parrish closed the back of the van and got into the driver's seat, started the car and left.

The moment he was gone, Stiles got out his phone, calling Theo, and the others but no one answered him. 

Stiles sighed, still trying to call him, listening to the dial ring on his phone as he heard gravel being stepped on and headlight beaming. He turned to see Theo's truck pull up, and got off his phone once he saw Theo getting out. "Sorry! got here as fast as I could…"

"We gotta go. Now.", Stiles said, heading for the walking around to the passenger seat. "Parrish has the bodies."

*Parrish is out and he's got the bodies. We've got to find Scott.", Stiles rushed. He pulled open the door, about to get in. "And we gotta tell him." 

"Okay, wait up Stiles, wait." Theo looked at him as he stood in front of his car.

"Stiles!" Theo shouted, making him stop, eyeing him as he shut the door.

"I don't think Scott wants to talk to you right now.", Theo says. "Yeah, thanks, I'm aware of that. It doesn't matter.", Stiles dismissed, reaching for the door handle. "He needs to know about this."

"Stiles, Scott doesn't want to talk to you.", Theo repeated, smirking. Stiles frowned.

"But I think your dad does.", Theo said, pulling out an id and turned away from Stiles. "Your dad was looking for you, Stiles. He found me instead."

Stiles walked up to him. "Where is he?"

Theo glanced over his shoulder at him. "I covered for you." He flashed an ID card. "This was taken care of. If Melissa didn't find it at the hospital… Guess even the son of a cop can make mistakes."

"Did you hurt him?", Stiles asked, glaring at him.

Theo's smirk widened. "The better question is… what is Sam really?"

Stiles' head tilted a bit. He read Theo's expression which made Stiles' heart pick up in pace as he grew angry. Sam hadn't answered his phone call. She usually does. She only refuses to pick it up to text him that she was busy.

"What did you do to her?"

Theo seemed pleased at his growing scent of anger. "Even though we worked together for a short while, you two have held vital information from me about Sam. I know about Lydia. I know about Malia and Liam. I even know bits and pieces here and there about that hunter."

Theo shrugged. "But no one really told me about Sam until I had to talk to Scott about it."

He started circling around Stiles. "I learned a little something about her. She can change the sky from day to night. She can look into people's memories. Scott even said she can control shadows despite being a werewolf too. And was even affected by the Nogitsune as well.", he grinned widely. "That's perfect. I need that."

"What do you want?", Stiles gritted.

"I came for the Banshee, the girl surrounded by death. I came for the dark Kitsune, the Beta with anger issues. I came for Void Stiles and whatever Sam seems to be, it's just icing on the cake. That's the pack I want. Unfortunately, it doesn't include Scott."

Theo gave a sigh of fake disappointment. "Though, I'm sure Sam isn't gonna willingly talk so I had to make a couple of arrangements."

Stiles' eyes darkened. "What the fuck did you do.", he growled lowly, walking up to him. "You better not have laid a hand on her, or I swear–"

"Me? Hurt Sam? Oh, no, never.", Theo teased. Stiles was nearly trembling in fury now. He wanted to wring his hands around Theo's neck. To punch the smug look off of his face.

Theo may have been a werewolf, but Stiles couldn't keep his anger down and Theo knew.

"Your heartbeat's rising. Stiles. It's not because you're afraid. Nogitsune is gone, but you've still got more blood on your hands than any of us.", Theo said, giving Stiles a knowing look.

Stiles nodded. "I'm about to get more."

Theo laid Stiles' library card on the hood of his truck. "I'll tell you where your dad is.", he paused. "If you promise not to help Scott."

Theo gave a light shrug. "I may even let Sam go."

The last time someone used Sam as a bribe, they died. And in a rush, Stiles let his anger take over and punched Theo in his face.

Theo tumbled backwards, glancing at him with a wide grin. Stiles huffed as he burned his furious eyes on Theo.

"There he is! That's Void Stiles! Felt good, didn't it?", Theo encouraged. Stiles ignored him and punched him again, taking Theo down with him.

Stiles watched as Theo spat up blood, eyeing him, "We won't tell Scott. 'Cause you can't lose your best friend right? Even though we both know, you never needed him." Stiles let out a yell, glaring at Theo and gripping tightly onto Theo's collar.

"You hate me now, but you'll get it eventually. This is the hard part, cause you can't help Scott and save your dad's life. You've still got time, Stiles. You've still got time."

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Sam groaned as her eyes struggled to open. They felt heavy and she still felt weak.

As she managed to open them, she looked around at her surroundings. It was dark and it would've been perfect for her to use her powers and escape, but…

She seemed to be in a factory somewhere or at least she thought. She couldn't tell. 

"You're finally awake.", she hears and turns her head to see the Raeken boy watching her as he sat in his chair.

Sam growled weakly as she moved to stand, but couldn't as she felt her arms being restricted behind her back. Her wrists were bound in handcuffs that were chain linked to a large pipe that dwarfed her.

She was slightly shivering from being cold after last night in the rain.

"What the hell did you do to me?", Sam growled. Theo held up a small capsule filled with a liquid.

Wolfsbane.

Sam rolled her eyes. Typical.

"You and I need to have a talk, Sam.", Theo says.

“Really now?”

“I'm just curious. We worked together for a little while and you failed to give important details of you being a psychic werewolf with powers. Why? All of this could go easy if you helped a lot more than you have been."

Sam stared at Theo in bewilderment. Had Scott been blabbing his mouth to Theo? He must've not said much. Psychic werewolf? She almost wanted to laugh at the absurdity.

"Even more, you could help me. Work with me. Leave Scott. We could have our own pack that'd be way better and more powerful than Scott's pack. It's falling apart anyways.", Theo sneered.

"Theo, I don't know what type of game you think you're playing, but it's not exactly going in your favor. You're stepping into territory you may never get out of.", Sam warned.

Theo walked up to her. "You think that scares me?", he mutters before crouching in front of her. 

“We’re the same, Sam. Looking for our place in a group. Wanting to feel special. Better. More powerful than everyone else."

Sam scoffed with a laugh. "Oh… Oh, you don't know a thing about me.", she rasped. "You think I wanted this? I didn't want powers. I didn't want any of this. None of us did."

"Well, I do.", Theo says, making Sam shake her head and look away from Theo. "I want a pack much better than Scott's. Lydia, Kira, Liam, Malia, Void Stiles.", Theo listed. Sam paused.

Did he–?

She looked back up at him. "Void Stiles? You–", she scoffed another laugh and shook her head. "You don't want Void Stiles. You don't know a damn thing that fucking Nogitsune did to us. He's a fox, Theo. He's cunning, smart, and very manipulative. What makes you think he's gonna work with you, let alone work for you?"

Theo stayed quiet. "This sounds like jealousy. You want a pack better than Scott's? We are Scott's pack. You're not charming your way with us. You fucked up with Stiles and you're already fucking up with me.", Sam sneered.

She shook her head once more out of frustration. "We're just kids, Theo. You're a kid. We're supposed to go to school, the fuck do you need power for?"

Theo didn't answer and Sam frowned at him.

She shook her head. “I've already found my place. We are not the same.", she said.

"I knew something when you were in the library. You changed the sky. You can control shadows.", Theo said, raising his eyebrows and making Sam's eyes widen a bit. "You can do so much more. All you have to do is work with me. You don't have to feel restricted."

"No one's restricting me.", Sam countered.

“So, you don't hate Scott?", he asked.

"No!", Sam exclaimed with wide eyes. "Far from it. He gets on my nerves, yes. I can't stand it when he's always giving shitheads like you a chance, but I don't hate him for having morals. This isn't the first time we've had a fight. We've fought over less than this. So whatever you thought you knew about me, you don't.", Sam gritted.

Theo's eyes narrowed. "I'll know soon enough.", he said before leaving the girl alone.

She could free herself. She could. That was, if she didn't feel as weak as she did. Being under wolfsbane for this long wasn't something she was used to.

It bothered her. She felt… human again.

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"What do you mean you don't know?", Stiles asked Melissa. "Two hours ago, he was fine. Now it looks like somebody took a baseball bat to his neck."

"There could've been some minor internal.", a doctor explained, making Stiles raise an eyebrow. What did that mean?

"Did you say, "minor internal"?", Stiles asked in disbelief. "Since when is anything internal minor?" They paused as they could hear the EKG monitor beeping at a normal rate now.

"Stiles.", Melissa began but he cut her off.

"I need to know what's going on with him, okay?", Stiles said worriedly. Sheriff Stillinski was unconscious, barely breathing and very pale. The veins in his neck darkened his skin as they looked all purple.

He looked sick…

"Dr. Geyer, somebody needs to tell me what's happening.", Stiles said. No one could say anything. "Somebody needs to tell me what's happening to him!", Stiles yelled.

"We don't know.", Melissa replied softly.

Stiles wanted to say something else until his attention was brought elsewhere. His eyes burned at the sight of the alpha. He slammed the door open and went towards Scott.

Stiles grabbed Scott and slammed him into a wall. Scott groaned in pain as they both fell onto the ground.

"Where were you?", Stiles asked. Melissa and one of the cops ran towards them. "You trusted him. You believed him and now he has Sam, right?", Stiles fussed. Scott groaned in pain.

Stiles was nearly growling. "Where were you!?", Stiles yelled as he held onto Scott's collar.

"Hey, hey, hey!", Melissa yelled as she ran towards them. "Where the hell were you!?", Stiles exclaimed, angrily.

The doctor managed to get Stiles' off Scott and Melissa helped Scott get up.

Stiles struggled to get out of their grip. "Okay, okay, all right.", he exclaimed and huffed. Stiles was breathing heavily as he just stared at Scott.

"Your dad's not the only one who got hurt." Scott said. 

Stiles glared. "Oh, you'll heal.", Stiles said sarcastically.

"I'm not talking about me.", Scott said.

"It's Lydia.", Scott said. Stiles’ expression changed drastically. “Where is she?" The doctor and the cop let him go. Scott looked at the doctor and nodded then motioned to Stiles to follow him. 

Scott looked at Stiles as he arrived and walked into an empty room where there were a bunch of medications and supplies.

Stiles, Scott, Melissa, and Parrish were standing around the metallic table. "What happened?", Melissa asked. "I'm pretty sure Lydia had claw marks behind her neck.", Stiles said, shocking the woman. That meant Theo or another werewolf tried to get in her head to see memories.

"It could be a side effect of shock.", Parrish said. "She's catatonic," Stiles clarified, then he looked over at Scott. "It was Theo digging his way through her mind."

"Why would he do that?", Melissa asked.

"He's looking for something," Scott said. His mom nodded, "But what exactly?", she asked.

"The same thing he's always looking for.", Scott said.

"An advantage," Scott said. He was looking for that from the start.

Parrish looked confused. "So what did he gain by trying to kill Stilinski?"

"It left me alone with Liam.", Scott said frowned. "Theo wanted to make sure no one would be there to stop him from killing me."

"Okay, so he gutted my dad as a distraction," Stiles stated and they nodded. "We need to find this kid.", Parrish said, frowning.

Melissa disagreed, "Isn't that a little dangerous? Especially since he almost killed my son." Stiles shook his head. "Yeah, but he said he didn't want my dad to die.", Stiles declared.

"And you believe him?", Parrish asked. "He told me where to find him and Sam.", Stiles said. "So, maybe he also knows how to save my dad."

"What do you want to do?", Melissa questioned. "Talk to him?" 

Stiles spoke without hesitation. "If it saves my dad, then yeah."

"I can come with you. He doesn't know that I'm alive.", Scott said. "Maybe that gives us an advantage."

Stiles shook his head, "He'll know you're there. I just need to talk to him. Not fight him."

He started to leave but stopped when Scott’s mom spoke up, "Stiles," he turned to look at Melissa. "You can't go alone."

Parrish sighed, frustrated, "Does anyone even know how to find him?"

"We don't have to find him.", Stiles replied with a deep frown. "He'll come to me."

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Any fics with Malia and Stiles being like best friends?

Yeah.

Barking Up the Right Tree by sapphireginger

(1/1 I 1,326 I Teen I Sterek)

Derek has a plan and just needs some help executing it. Who better to reach out to for help than Malia? She is after all the closest to Stiles and the one who tried to make Derek jealous. So, let's see what happens when these two put their heads together.

Grown Up Hot by Inell 

(1/1 I 2,352 I Teen I Sterek)

Derek’s college Dream Boy just happens to be the nerdy kid he bullied back in middle school. Karma sucks.

The Marks Upon Your Skin by Anonymous

(1/1 I 2,690 I Teen I Allison/Lydia/Malia)

Malia always wondered about the marks on her skin.

Theo's Pack by IamBlackCanary

(1/1 I 5,379 I General I No Pairing)

The whole pack regroups at the clinic after the events of the night. Everyone is tired and confused. Derek is back in town just in time to see the pack dissolve into nothingness. Theo shows up and things get ugly fast. Scott has to accept that he failed. Theo’s after a pack.

Beacon Hills Tension by LudibriousPasta (orphan_account)

(1/1 I 7,064 I Mature I Sterek)

Stiles Stilinski came home early for winter break. He is not disappointed

An Unexpected Protector by alpha_raeken

(1/1 I 9,166 I Not Rated I Steo)

“Theo.” Malia couldn’t believe she was doing this but she had noticed that of everyone in Beacon Hills there was one that Theo had not gone out of his way to kill or destroy. Every single time Stiles had complained about Theo she had noticed more than Stiles had about the implications of Theo’s actions.

I Thought I Wouldn't Be Understood Without Words by ash_mcj

(6/6 I 13,129 I General I Sterek)

Talia Hale may not have been the most attentive in all parts of her life, but she was a good alpha. A strong alpha. It was her job to know her pack like the back of her hand, and she did. Or, she thought she did. That was until she noticed just how much Stiles Stilinski knew her pack.

Stiles had managed to wrap nearly every member of her pack around his small, human finger --even Derek, who was practically allergic to conversations and feelings and everything that wasn't hiding in his den with his books. Stiles understood him as if he wore all his thoughts and emotions on his sleeve, which he didn't. Not even with Stiles.

But Stiles knew Derek in a way that Talia didn't even think was possible, because how did the child who hardly stopped to breathe in between words and had no way of sensing Derek's emotions, figure out how to understand him so well through the growls, grunts, and snarls that he tended to communicate with? How did he manage to know him better than her? It made no sense and it was wrong, because she was the alpha.

Unsaid the Word by lunarriviera

(2/2 I 20,696 I Explicit I Sterek)

Derek Hale, Stiles thought, indignant, was a goddamned scholiastic menace.

In which tenure-track Professor Derek Hale is polite and friendly to Stiles Stilinski, ABD, every year at the academic conference they both attend; and Stiles tries to be contented with pining after him—until after one night at a bar, far too many doubles, and some injudicious texting, thanks to his total inability to know when to stop talking, Stiles just may have ruined everything.

Born to Make History by CharWright5

(18/40 I 149,100 I Explicit I Sterek)

Stiles Stilinski thought he was finished with figure skating for life. Until a video of him performing a routine by his childhood idol, Derek Hale, goes viral and the man himself shows up at Stiles' family's bed-n-breakfast insisting on being his coach.

[li0nh34rt]

Fake Dating AU

Chromophobia by @katzaren

When Liam accidentally outs Theo as gay at group therapy, Theo gets his revenge by claiming that Liam is his boyfriend. In order to make up for what he did, Liam goes along with the pretend relationship. Meanwhile, Theo struggles with his past and whether he even deserves a boyfriend, let alone a fake one, and Mason and Corey bet on whether or not Theo and Liam will become a real couple after their week of pretend dating.

[Mature / 10.6k / complete]

Theo's aunt Minnie comes to town by @tvtime

Liam and Theo have to pretend to be boyfriends when Theo’s Aunt Minnie comes to town. Fortunately, it isn’t too hard to fake. Post-series but no spoilers.

[Gen / 3.k / complete]

Just too good to be true by @raekentheoryarchive

Liam has the worst luck when it comes to girls. Things just keep crashing and burning. Mason tries to convince him that maybe it’s time to come out, to date a guy instead, but his best friend won’t hear it. So he and Corey decide to find him the ultimate date, someone who’s exactly his type—snarky, tendency to punch people, and tough enough to put up with their volatile friend. Bad boy Theo Raeken is the perfect fit, despite his murky past and caustic personality. And the fact that he won’t do it for free. What could go wrong? 

[TeenUp / 56.2k / complete]

It was only a bet by @volsungar-the-mighty

When Theo Raeken, captain of the college football team, loses a bet to one of his team mates, he is forced to start a fake relationship with Liam Dunbar, all around nerd and Theo’s neighbour, who constantly complains about the noise.

Theo isn’t expecting his feelings to become involved, yet they do, but before he can act on them, the worst happens – Liam finds out about the bet.

[Mature / 37.3k / complete]

Play by the rules by @xsophie2x

Theo and Liam's friends are tired of their constant bickering and arguing, and agree they need to do something about it. That's why they come up with a plan for them to get to know each other differently: pretend to be each other's boyfriends and date each other for a month. None of them really knows how it will work out, but are the end results really such a surprise?

[NR / 34.1k / wip]

I won't die for you (but maybe I will stand beside you) by @iwritefanfictionsometimes

Liam is an idiot who can't keep his mouth shut and now his mother is expecting a boyfriend for Christmas.

[Mature / 14.4k / complete]

Marshmallows and Mistletoe by @wolfenboyb

Liam brags about his new beau to friends and family, and as the holidays approach he's forced to bring them over. The problem is, he doesn't really have one. Enter Theo--alone at christmas and unable to say no to puppy dog eyes. Chaos ensues. Soft chaos.

[Gen / 6.1k / complete]

Faking It by @xtarmanderx

Theo and Liam have been best friends forever and they’ve gone unnoticed throughout school, much to Liam’s displeasure. One day at lunch, everything changes when a girl overhears them and is convinced they are dating. Liam, realizing this could be their shot at popularity by being the first same sex couple in schools, convinces Theo to fake date him. Between pretending and trying not to get caught, Theo will also have to avoid breaking his one rule: to not fall in love with his best friend.

[Mature / 19k / complete]

I lied when I was seventeen by @eclecticklutz @raekentheoryarchive

Liam had never been nervous in front of a crowd, but then again, he usually was doing something he was amazing at.

He was not amazing at words. Which explained why the following ones left his mouth:

"Well, uh... I... don't think... the person I have been seeing for the past month would appreciate me putting myself up for auction?"

 [TeenUp / 9.6k / complete]

The Butterfly Effect by @sweetpoisonedheart

Liam doesn’t think he needs a boyfriend or girlfriend but his friends seem to think otherwise.He gets tired of all the set-ups and ambushes, so he makes up a boyfriend. It gets them off his back for a couple of days but now they keep asking to meet him. In a panic, he asks his hot new neighbour - who just so happens to be pretty spot on for the guy Liam described - if he’ll fake date him and then break up in a couple weeks time. Things get complicated when Liam starts to develop actual feelings.

[Gen / 2.1k / wip]

Bad at Love by @sweetpoisonedheart

Liam and Theo had a great relationship..until they didn't and broke up. Liam has neglected to tell his family the news though and they keep letting him know how excited they are that he's bringing Theo home with him this weekend. He doesn't want to see the disappointment on their faces, so out of desperation he asks Theo to fake it, just for his mom's birthday..he doesn't expect Theo to agree so easily. Maybe along the way, they work through their issues and fall in love all over again.

[TeenUp / 2.1k / wip]

Prepare for trouble by @orphan_account

And make it double.

There's prom, and it's cheaper to buy tickets in pairs.

[TeenUp / 1.7k / complete]

Fake you out by @chuwuyas

"Theo, I need your help."

Theo groaned bored. "What?"

"I'm going to a dinner with my parents tonight... And I need you to be my fake boyfriend."

[Explicit / 4.4k / complete]

Bad Liar by @mmmwddd

When Liam's ex girlfriend comes back to town after a year he panics and tells her that he is dating someone.

[TeenUp / 12.3k / complete]

I loathe you I love you by @tonytonesphoneroo5000

It's only supposed to happen once. Problem is, it keeps happening, and they both hate it so much less than they should.

[Explicit / 30.1k / complete]

You think I'm hot? by @trashpanda_stories

Hayden is supposed to mary.

Liam is invited and needs a hot date, but he has a plan...

[NR / 2.8k / complete]

Not asking for a Miracle by @imthehotgirl

When Liam convinces Theo to pretend to be his boyfriend for the holidays he's not quite prepared for everything that follows.

[TeenUp / 8.2k / complete]

Wedding Bells by @lanceiferroar

Scott and Malia's wedding is coming up. Liam needs a date, especially when he hears that Hayden is bringing her new boyfriend. What will happen when Corey finds out that Theo is back in town and brings him to Liam's house?

[Mature / 7k / complet

Fake relationship = free food by @lilyoselrc

The five-times Liam and Theo pretended to be a couple, and the time that they didn’t have to.

[Gen / 3.k / complete]

How we got here by @godricsalzaar16

Liam and Theo aren't dating. Until they are. But they still aren't. Until they are.

It's all Liam's fault anyway. Theo's just doing this for the food.

[TeenUp / 9.3k / wip]

Black Diamond by @teenwolf-af

Liam and Theo go undercover as an engaged couple at a ski resort for a case. Theo likes Liam. Liam might kind of like Theo too. Not that either of them would ever admit it.

“Who’s at the door, babe?” Theo called from behind him. Liam could have sworn he felt his eye twitch.

“Our neighbors-“ he turned, but Theo was right there, sliding an arm around his waist. Not wearing a shirt. Why?

[TeenUp / 20.2k / complete]

Someone like you by @neko-alice-yami-esme

"I know this might sound crazy and you don't even know me at all but I would owe you so much if you could pretend you're my bofriend while my ex is here in this party!"

[TeenUp / 1.5k / complete]

Faking It by @blaxis

"Are you two dating?" Scott asked.

"Yes." They said in unison.

"But we're faking it,” Theo added, “To piss off Stiles, so don't tell him."

[TeenUp / 1.8k / complete]

Fake Date Me by @invisible_slytherin

“You should just find someone to fake date you,” Corey teased.

Or, the one where there's a new girl who flirts with Liam in Biology class.

[Gen / 2.5k / complete]

Are we pretending? by @raeannisapancake

Liam is in an awkward situation when Nolan asks him out. Luckily for him Theo is there to save him.

[Gen / 295 / complete]

Let's pretend by @invisible_slytherin

"I need you to be my fake boyfriend," Liam repeated.

Or, the one where Scott shouldn't have talked to Liam like he was fragile, Liam should have thought twice before engaging in a childish kind of revenge and Theo shouldn't have accepted to help.

[Gen / 7.5k / complete]

Prototype hearts by @ckaster

Scott severely understated the problem that the rogue omega would turn out to be. But that's not even Theo's biggest problem right now--no, not even close. That honor would go to one Liam Dunbar, who was both harder to understand than anticipated and the object of a crazy werewolf's desires.

[TeenUp / 9.6k / wip]

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Teen wolf dropped the ball on gay relationships despite having a gay creator. Like a for sure thought that when Stiles saw Derek at the FBI college screen that it would finally lead to Sterek. But no, somehow Lydia and Stiles get together and Jackson is suddenly gay despite no breadcrumbs he way gay like tf? And Lydias like "About time!" Bitch! You didn't know! And you were in love with him and he was supposed to be in love with you! Also Every hetero relationship in that show felt forced

jkdfxdjkfhjkddfjk LEGIT!!! “about time” my ass like god.

I have a lot to say about Jackson and my general dislike of his bastard character, I will say that it was trash of the writers to shoehorn this in that Jackson and Ethan beyond fiance is A.) uninspired garbage and B.) so dirty considering Danny like hello??? you tell me Danny’s boyfriend and best friend fuck off to Europe and get engaged??? thats UMMMM crushing lmao.

I understand that the show didn’t line up timeline wise with when fuckin whats his name actually came out and I get that thats fine, but really Jackson did not need to come back like….. he’s not representation for gay men he’s representation for entitled violent assholes (for the most part anyway). 

I agree really about all the relationships save for Allison and Scott, I bought that and I also bought them breaking up because ummm people killing each other and stuff. But yeah honestly most of the time it is just so lacking in organic chemistry, Malia and Stiles is a big ooff from me whew that shit needs its own post. Stiles and Lydia? I can actually kind of see that I mean barring the fact that she used to ignore the shit out of them, I think they’re sooooort of intellectual equals? idk what I’m saying but like just ya these two pairings don’t make me want to throw up and they have a decent enough foundation between them.

[tylerposet]

Soms people are still so baffled with the St*lia break up because they don't understand the reason, since Malia not giving a fuck about Stiles being a murderer didn't make sense. Here I am wanting to tell them your theory: HE BROKE UP WITH HER BECAUSE LYDIA LEFT HIS BUTT FOR PARRISH IN THE WOODS.

im literally just saying